April 2, 2009

Teaching Ben the Stanky Leg.

February 1, 2009

Do you want to be my valentine?  If you think you’re that special someone for me…I’ll give you a hint for the way to my heart.

A blanket with sleeves, what else could a girl ask for?

January 26, 2009
Today I became facebook friends with Aretha Franklin’s crazy hat with the gigantic bow on it. Aretha, you rock it momma!

Today I became facebook friends with Aretha Franklin’s crazy hat with the gigantic bow on it. Aretha, you rock it momma!

January 14, 2009
I heard that She By Sheree is going to debut at New York Fashion Week in February. I wonder if she won the settlement. That’s the only way she could make that happen. Right? I miss you Real Housewives of Atlanta.

I heard that She By Sheree is going to debut at New York Fashion Week in February. I wonder if she won the settlement. That’s the only way she could make that happen. Right?

I miss you Real Housewives of Atlanta.

OMG. LITTLE J IS SUCH A BADASS. 

I SMELL A NIKE RAYBAN ENDORSEMENT!!

How the HELL did I not see this job posting? Click the photo to see the dream job posting: Island caretaker job offer in Australia - get paid $150,000 to swim, snorkel, and do some blogging Island caretaker job offer in Australia - get paid $150,000 to swim, snorkel, and do some blogging. Again another reason to become an expert blogger.  

How the HELL did I not see this job posting?

Click the photo to see the dream job posting:

Island caretaker job offer in Australia - get paid $150,000 to swim, snorkel, and do some blogging Island caretaker job offer in Australia - get paid $150,000 to swim, snorkel, and do some blogging.

Again another reason to become an expert blogger.  

Mediabistro is disappointing me today. Or maybe I’m just getting impatient. At least the internets provide some solace…join me as I waste my time playing with My Little Ponies. They’re baaaaaack.

Mediabistro is disappointing me today. Or maybe I’m just getting impatient. At least the internets provide some solace…join me as I waste my time playing with My Little Ponies. They’re baaaaaack.

I have spent the past half hour reading success stories on Frumster.com. Oy Vey!

I have spent the past half hour reading success stories on Frumster.com. Oy Vey!

December 8, 2008
At least I can sleep well knowing my precious Waffle House will survive these tough times. PS: Don’t get jealous ChicFilA, I miss you too. I’ll never worry for you because you have Christ on your side.

At least I can sleep well knowing my precious Waffle House will survive these tough times.

PS: Don’t get jealous ChicFilA, I miss you too. I’ll never worry for you because you have Christ on your side.

December 4, 2008

New York I love you, but you’re bringing me down.